That squirrel might really be watching you

spysquirrelJust because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t out to get you. Turkish official media is reporting IRNA, Iran’s official news agency, that Iran has captured 14 “spy squirrels”.

Iranian police has captured 14 “spy squirrels” equipped with modern technology including GPS units, cameras, and listening devices.

The report said that the squirrels that were trained for espionage and information-gathering, are believed to be sent to Iran by Israel.

Yes. The squirrel uplinks to the pigeon loitering overhead who relays it to a gopher in his command bunker who then tasks the badgers, who are training in Basra.